There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
How does one acquire holy water?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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