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(720): View more from Colorado

i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.

(864): View more from South Carolina

what

(720): View more from Colorado

nvm

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(509): View more from Washington

I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?

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talent.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.

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(631): View more from New York

I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.

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(970): View more from Colorado

She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex

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(410): View more from Maryland

i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail

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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush

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(816): View more from Missouri

She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.

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Challenge accepted

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