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  You don't have asthma, your pregnant

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.

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• (315): View more from New York

  But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?

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