i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.