did you get engaged???
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.