I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.