at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.