What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The power of my boobs compel you
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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