he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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