we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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