We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
True strength comes from lack of pants
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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