She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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