i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize