He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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