My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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