I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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