so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This is my gift to your gina
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
