DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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