Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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