why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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