Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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