apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need some magic done to my vagina
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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