I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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