i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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