You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
