is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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