Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
this is an emotional support booty call
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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