You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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