I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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