In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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