what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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