Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I love you. Go after that dick
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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