I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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