ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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