? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so that wasnt chicken after all
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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