quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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