singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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