i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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