I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Congratulations! We have a period
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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