and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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