I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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