Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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