I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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