I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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