all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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