Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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