Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
