You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize