I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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