She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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