we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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