problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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