D3 body, D1 cock
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize