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dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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