Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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