I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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