whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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