just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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