The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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